Remember the hit song by Phoebe from "Friends", Smelly Cats, well, this is my version:
Smelly fridge, smelly fridge,
Wish I could drink some fresh milk.
Smelly fridge, smelly fridge,
Please help me sale my house.
My place smells musty 'cause of you,
My cheese tastes crusty 'cause of you,
Why don't you just let me win.
I've tried to kill you with everything in site,
Bleach, baking soda, vanilla, lemon, charcoal,
Not to mention super germicidal hospital wipes.
Smelly fridge, smelly fridge,
Where do you come off smelling so foul.
Smelly fridge, smelly fridge,
I think I will just move OUT!
2 comments:
So sorry about the smelly fridge. :( Maybe no one else will notice the smell.
Just hurry and move... your secret's safe with me.
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